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Most Stationary: 7,941stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,894thMost Primitive: 22,256th
The Unicorn Captain of
Moralistic Democracy
Come on gang! Are we gonna gallop or are we gonna trot?
Influence
Power
Governor
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Shining Armor

Population15.658 billion

CapitalOslo
LeaderKyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof
FaithDen Norske Kirke

CurrencyBits
AnimalGiraffe

The Unicorn Captain of Shining Armor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 15.658 billion Shining Armorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Shining Armorian economy, worth 665 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,481 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giraffes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shining Armor's national animal is the Giraffe and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

Shining Armor is ranked 7,941st in the world and 1st in Canterlot for Most Stationary, with 2,636.01322267268 days.

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Most Primitive: 22,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,278thLargest Populations: 24,868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28,501st

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Shining Armor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Shining Armor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Shining Armor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Shining Armor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Shining Armor, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Shining Armor, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Shining Armor, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Shining Armor, Giraffes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Shining Armor was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Shining Armor, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.

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