The Kingdom of Shilla-Goguryeo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 세바스티안 with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.246 billion Goshillans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euljiro. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Shilla-Goguryeoan economy, worth 585 trillion yeons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,920 yeons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Goshillans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, newspapers are running a front-page picture of 세바스티안 holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shilla-Goguryeo's national animal is the drunken tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 신교 Shamanism.

Shilla-Goguryeo is ranked 208,864^th in the world and 14^th in East Asia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.