by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,353rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,102nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,952nd
The Tetracameral Dictatorships of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Per ardua surgo
Duncan Delacroix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.962 billion

CapitalVille de la Sfakie
LeaderDuncan Delacroix
FaithCulte Delacroix

CurrencyRevolutionary Franc

The Tetracameral Dictatorships of Shffahkia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Duncan Delacroix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.962 billion Shffahkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de la Sfakie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The strong Shffahkian economy, worth 194 trillion Revolutionary Francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 65,637 Revolutionary Francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,278 per year while the poor average 17,674, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the newest shade developed by Shffahkia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shffahkia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Culte Delacroix.

Shffahkia is ranked 51,692nd in the world and 31st in Eurth for Most Pacifist, with 94.96 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,353rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,952ndLargest Black Market: 14,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,045th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Shffahkia was endorsed by Limu emu and doug.
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Shffahkia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Shffahkia's influence in Eurth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Orioni 2, Sunset Sea Islands, and Free Port of Cristina.

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