The Edge Of No Escape of Shes Lost Control is a huge, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 690 million Shes Lost Controlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Shes Lost Controlian economy, worth 26.4 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,279 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shes Lost Control's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shes Lost Control is ranked 146,542^nd in the world and 342^nd in the Outback for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,594.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.