The Player By The Name of SherpDaWerp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dorian Pierre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.004 billion SherpDaWerpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyran Primus. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient SherpDaWerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,881 trillion Nuyеns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 288,063 Nuyеns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown. SherpDaWerp's national animal is the Rakshasa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SherpDaWerp is ranked 2,136^th in the world and 3^rd in Glass Gallows for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,304.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.