The Republic of Sheet Island is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, devout population of 8.232 billion Sheet Islandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheet Islandian economy, worth 991 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,490 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheet Island's national animal is the Island Sheet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sheet Island is ranked 100,188^th in the world and 396^th in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Conservative, scoring 68.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.