The Lucky Shamrock of Sheepiania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Patrick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.682 billion Sheeianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Des Moines. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheepianian economy, worth 273 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,742 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,480,805 per year while the poor average 2,030, a ratio of 729 to 1.

Women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, Sheeianians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Saint Patrick holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sheepiania's national animal is the Leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Sheepiania is ranked 3,369^th in the world and 2^nd in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 137,842.75 Standard Monetary Units.