The United Communist Empire of Sheboyganite Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Homero Garza Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.839 billion Sheboyganites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheboygan. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sheboyganite economy, worth 489 trillion Sheboyganite Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,464 Sheboyganite Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheboyganite Union's national animal is the Ugandan Knuckles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kimilsungism.

Sheboyganite Union is ranked 148,321^st in the world and 16^th in New Yellow Empire for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 41.03 Workforce Participation Rate.