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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,781st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,961st Most Secular: 3,855th
The United Communist Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sheboyganites Of The World Unite
Homero Garza Jr
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sheboyganite Union

Population1.533 billion

CapitalSheboygan
LeaderHomero Garza Jr
FaithKimilsungism

CurrencySheboyganite Mark
AnimalUgandan Knuckles

The United Communist Empire of Sheboyganite Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Homero Garza Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.533 billion Sheboyganites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheboygan. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sheboyganite economy, worth 231 trillion Sheboyganite Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,283 Sheboyganite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheboyganite Union's national animal is the Ugandan Knuckles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kimilsungism.

Sheboyganite Union is ranked 2,961st in the world and 1st in New Yellow Empire for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 44,211.07 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,961stMost Secular: 3,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,961stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,861stMost Avoided: 5,937thLargest Black Market: 6,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,593rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,924thLargest Retail Industry: 10,256thMost Authoritarian: 10,559thMost Cultured: 10,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,205thHighest Average Incomes: 12,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,166thLowest Crime Rates: 13,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,230thMost Efficient Economies: 14,441st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sheboyganite Union's influence in New Yellow Empire rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Sheboyganite Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Macedon".
  • : Following new legislation in Sheboyganite Union, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheboyganite Union, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheboyganite Union, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheboyganite Union, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Sheboyganite Union, foreign leaders who don't applaud Homero Garza Jr's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sheboyganite Union.
  • : Sheboyganite Union's influence in New Yellow Empire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Sheboyganite Union's influence in New Yellow Empire rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Sheboyganite Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".

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