The United Communist Empire of Sheboyganite Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Homero Garza Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.533 billion Sheboyganites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheboygan. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sheboyganite economy, worth 231 trillion Sheboyganite Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,283 Sheboyganite Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheboyganite Union's national animal is the Ugandan Knuckles, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kimilsungism.

Sheboyganite Union is ranked 2,961^st in the world and 1^st in New Yellow Empire for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 44,211.07 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.