The Matriarchy of She Cront is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and cultivated feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.499 billion She Crontians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,965 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
She Cront is ranked 342,354th in the world and 137th in Equilism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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She Cront, museums offer moralization or your money back.
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She Cront, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
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She Cront, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
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She Cront was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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She Cront, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
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She Cront, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained wolfman.
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She Cront, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
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She Cront was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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She Cront, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
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She Cront, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.