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Most Subsidized Industry: 601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 959thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,166th
The Matriarchy of
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Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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She Cront

Population17.499 billion

Currencydollar
Animalwolfman

The Matriarchy of She Cront is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and cultivated feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.499 billion She Crontians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 202,965 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

She Cront is ranked 342,354th in the world and 137th in Equilism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 959thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,166thLargest Black Market: 1,213thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,670thMost Avoided: 2,147thFattest Citizens: 3,142ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,075thLargest Mining Sector: 5,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,078thHighest Economic Output: 6,262ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,661stHighest Average Incomes: 10,846thNudest: 11,199thLargest Governments: 13,684thRudest Citizens: 13,716thTop
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Most Influential: 17,888thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,658thMost Stationary: 19,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,148thLargest Populations: 23,633rdMost Authoritarian: 23,990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,910thMost Secular: 25,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 28,638thLargest Retail Industry: 32,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 34,120th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, museums offer moralization or your money back.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : She Cront was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained wolfman.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : She Cront was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
  • : Following new legislation in She Cront, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.

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