Population | 1.006 billion |
Capital | Nijmegen |
Currency | Sharp |
Animal | Pollock |
The Kanzlian Personal Dominion of Sharplet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.006 billion Sharletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nijmegen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.
The strong Sharpletian economy, worth 61.7 trillion Sharps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,298 Sharps, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, Sharplet has designated Nijmegen as its capital city, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharplet's national animal is the Pollock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sharplet is ranked 193,177th in the world and 7,053rd in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -72.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sharplet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Sharplet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Sharplet changed its national nation type to "Kanzlian Personal Dominion".
- : Sharplet's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Sharplet, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Sharplet changed its national capital to "Nijmegen".
- : Following new legislation in Sharplet, Sharplet has designated Nijmegen as its capital city.
- : Sharplet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Sharplet, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Sharplet altered its national flag.