The Kanzlian Personal Dominion of Sharplet is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 833 million Sharletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nijmegen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The strong Sharpletian economy, worth 51.1 trillion Sharps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,298 Sharps, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, Sharplet has designated Nijmegen as its capital city, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharplet's national animal is the Pollock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sharplet is ranked 142,539^th in the world and 7,448^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,336.26 Standard Monetary Units.