Population | 11.261 billion |
Capital | Liberty Port |
Leader | King Rush Montana |
Faith | Golden Faith |
Currency | Shell |
Animal | Golden Cheetah |
The Golden Lands of Shardventoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Rush Montana with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.261 billion Shardventorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty Port. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Shardventorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,207 trillion Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 284,874 Shells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,262,123 per year while the poor average 40,156, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.
Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shardventoria's national animal is the Golden Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Golden Faith.
Shardventoria is ranked 122,811th in the world and 2,587th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 284.12591538152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, shorter foreigners are often forcibly deported on suspicion of working for the World Assembly.
- : Shardventoria resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Shardventoria, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.