Population | 19.753 billion |
Capital | Tuqa |
Leader | Shadi |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of Shadolio is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Shadi with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.753 billion Egyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuqa. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The powerhouse Egyptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,135 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,110 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nothing gets the party jumping like Shadi specifying how high, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Shadolio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shadolio's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.
Shadolio is ranked 5,113th in the world and 13th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.61 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Shadolio.
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, nothing gets the party jumping like Shadi specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Shadolio was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Shadolio voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
- : Shadolio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Shadolio, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.