The Parliamental Empire of Sha Omia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Fredrich I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.981 billion Omians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The powerhouse Omian economy, worth 205 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,912 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Emperor Fredrich I. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sha Omia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sha Omia is ranked 31,777^th in the world and 449^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,161.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.