The People's Republic of SFRYugosalvia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marsal Balsa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.539 billion SFRYugosalvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titograd. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SFRYugosalvian economy, worth 411 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,264 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SFRYugosalvia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SFRYugosalvia is ranked 91,536^th in the world and 253^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,397.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.