Population | 1.044 billion |
Capital | New Sfbaan City |
Leader | Bim Jean |
Currency | Gold Flake |
Animal | Maremma |
The Commonwealth of Sfbaan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bim Jean with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.044 billion Sfbaanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sfbaan City. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Sfbaanian economy, worth 69.6 trillion Gold Flakes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,644 Gold Flakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The New Sfbaan City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sfbaan's national animal is the Maremma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sfbaan is ranked 270,794th in the world and 3,253rd in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -169.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Sfbaan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Sfbaan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, the New Sfbaan City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, Sfbaanian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bim Jean.
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in Sfbaan, Bim Jean's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Sfbaan was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Apexiala, Varanius, Hongg Kong, Isachile Tum, Glorious Existence, Dilber, Fujai, Hamburg Neo, Nas Crustium, Newgratia, Willow Gate, Algueneia, New Belia, Elegarth, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, All European nations, Kurranulla, Wakoshima, Opassom, and Laudesia.