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Most Secular: 1,834th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,364th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,759th
The Grand Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
For the Grand King
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Seythennia

Population5.355 billion

CapitalSaint Vincent
LeaderGrand King Castor I
FaithEastern Neo-Zoroastrian Last Thursdayism

CurrencySeythennian gold dollar
Animalkiwi

The Grand Kingdom of Seythennia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand King Castor I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.355 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth 789 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,516 Seythennian gold dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and men stare at wall-pictures of Grand King Castor I's face when they visit public urinals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Neo-Zoroastrian Last Thursdayism.

Seythennia is ranked 151,133rd in the world and 7,097th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Secular: 1,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,364thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,263rdMost Developed: 5,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,663rdLargest Governments: 6,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,055thSmartest Citizens: 7,742ndMost Influential: 8,437thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,292ndMost Cultured: 9,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,043rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,335thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,518thHighest Drug Use: 11,005thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,790thLowest Crime Rates: 12,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,221stHighest Average Incomes: 13,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,715thNudest: 16,107th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 212th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Cultured: 280th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 283rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 337th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionNudest: 414th in the regionLargest Populations: 430th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 570th in the regionMost Influential: 588th in the regionLargest Black Market: 592nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 593rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 739th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, men stare at wall-pictures of Grand King Castor I's face when they visit public urinals.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Seythennian gold dollars on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Seythennia, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.

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