| Population | 10.102 billion |
| Capital | Saint Vincent |
| Leader | King Joseph |
| Currency | Seythennian gold dollar |
| Animal | kiwi |
The Kingdom of Seythennia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.102 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,075 Seythennian gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Seythennia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Seythennia is ranked 1,295th in the world and 33rd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 11,020.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Seythennia was endorsed by 
The Royally Clueless Feederite of Moonfungus.
- : Seythennia endorsed
The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
- : Seythennia endorsed
The People's Republic of Flaklidard.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Empire of Milkyway Republic.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Flaklidard.
- : Seythennia endorsed
The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Little Voice In Your Head of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Seythennia, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Seythennia.
- : Following new legislation in Seythennia, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.
- : Following new legislation in Seythennia, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
World Assembly
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