The Kingdom of Seythennia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.262 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,853 Seythennian gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and guns don't kill people — heroes do. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seythennia is ranked 147,974^th in the world and 5,089^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 432.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.