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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,371st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,485th Most Secular: 2,825th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Itís Easy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sexytopia

Population2.161 billion

CapitalNeighborhood Bowlingball
LeaderJojo Goldin
FaithJimism

CurrencyJojo
AnimalSiamang

The Grand Duchy of Sexytopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jojo Goldin with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.161 billion Sexytopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighborhood Bowlingball. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The all-consuming Sexytopian economy, worth 268 trillion Jojoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,410 Jojoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, the horniness of the great-horned Siamang is considered a national priority, the Sexytopian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexytopia's national animal is the Siamang, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jimism.

Sexytopia is ranked 108,301st in the world and 4,735th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 48.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,371stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,485thMost Secular: 2,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,424thLargest Mining Sector: 4,111thMost Influential: 4,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,666thLowest Crime Rates: 7,095thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,970thMost Authoritarian: 11,015thMost Conservative: 14,168thHealthiest Citizens: 14,379thLargest Retail Industry: 15,071stLargest Black Market: 15,083rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 236th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 288th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 373rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 444th in the regionMost Conservative: 527th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 567th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 577th in the regionMost Stationary: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, the Sexytopian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, the horniness of the great-horned Siamang is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, Sexytopian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Sexytopia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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