The Lifestyle of Sexual Vampires is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Sex Vampire with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.304 billion Sexual Vampiresians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crypt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sexual Vampiresian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,951 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,586 per year while the poor average 27,082, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest bat hunting institutions, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sexual Vampires's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sex.

Sexual Vampires is ranked 262,196^th in the world and 1^st in Vampires for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.4 law-abiding acts per hour.