by Max Barry

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Sexitus Pompey

Population194 million


The United Kingdom of Sexitus Pompey is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 194 million Sexitus Pompeyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Sexitus Pompeyian economy, worth 9.09 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,876 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Sexitus Pompey in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sexitus Pompey's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sexitus Pompey is ranked 76,542nd in the world and 1,449th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,918.44 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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