The ☠️ Dead Nation ☠️ of Severisen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Septenary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 15.938 billion Sevvies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelholt. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient sevish economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion Shades a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,264 Shades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a sevish woman's work is never done, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", Severisen is renowned for its lax gun laws, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severisen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Severisen is ranked 180,723^rd in the world and 5,356^th in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 27.73 Insults Per Minute.