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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,951stFattest Citizens: 25,400th
The Seven of
Father Knows Best State
Seven
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sevendia

Population3.658 billion

CapitalSeven
LeaderSeven
FaithSeven

CurrencySeven
AnimalSeven

The Seven of Sevendia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Seven with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.658 billion Sevens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seven. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The strong Seven economy, worth 189 trillion Sevens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,880 Sevens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sevendia's national animal is the Seven, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seven.

Sevendia is ranked 158,288th in the world and 18th in Sonnel for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,951stFattest Citizens: 25,400th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sevendia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Sevendia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, large sections of Sevendia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Sevendia, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.

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