The Fishy Factions of Seven Seas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Captain Drake Nemo Sparrow with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.249 billion Mariners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Portland. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nautical economy, worth 196 trillion Calypsoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,409 Calypsoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, people caught mistreating Seven Seas's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Seas's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seven Seas is ranked 65,813^th in the world and 24^th in Lorania for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,044.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.