The Thalassocracy of Seven Seas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Drake Nemo Sparrow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.122 billion Mariners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Portland. The average income tax rate is 89.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nautical economy, worth 300 trillion Calypsoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,308 Calypsoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seven Seas's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Seven Seas is ranked 9,627^th in the world and 25^th in Karma for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.51 years.