by Max Barry

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Nudest: 468thMost Primitive: 4,730thMost Pacifist: 8,237th
The Endorse Ukraine of
Democratic Socialists
Glory to Ukraine
Volodymyr Zelensky
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.951 billion

LeaderVolodymyr Zelensky


The Endorse Ukraine of Sevae is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelensky with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.951 billion Sevaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sevaean economy, worth 170 trillion hryvnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,256 hryvnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, cities in Sevae declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sevae's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sevae is ranked 179,550th in the world and 237th in Thaecia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Nudest: 468thTop
Most Primitive: 4,730thMost Pacifist: 8,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,035thSafest: 11,590thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,109thNicest Citizens: 14,269thMost Income Equality: 14,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,692ndMost Inclusive: 21,659thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,806thBest Weather: 23,890th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the region

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