The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.906 billion Servants are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,556 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,111 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Servants of Gizmo, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 185,640^th in the world and 8,260^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 89.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.