The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.446 billion Servants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,557 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 169,887^th in the world and 6,309^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.