by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 128th Most Beautiful Environments: 167th Most Developed: 213th
The Lunacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Reality is merely an illusion
Lord Gizmo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Servants of Gizmo

Population10.446 billion

CapitalGizmo City
LeaderLord Gizmo
FaithCult Of The Cat

CurrencyCat Treat

The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.446 billion Servants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,557 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 169,887th in the world and 6,309th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 128thMost Beautiful Environments: 167thMost Developed: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 224thLongest Average Lifespans: 261stHealthiest Citizens: 318thMost Inclusive: 639thMost Cultured: 1,056thSmartest Citizens: 1,108thLowest Crime Rates: 1,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,197thMost Secular: 1,232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thSafest: 1,396thMost Influential: 1,642ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,046thMost Efficient Economies: 3,951stLargest Governments: 4,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,401stHighest Average Incomes: 5,428thHighest Economic Output: 5,493rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,067thMost Stationary: 6,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,932ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,746thRudest Citizens: 11,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,062ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,545th
Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionRudest Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 245th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 379th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Servants of Gizmo endorsed The United Kingdom of Quark Unit.
  • : Servants of Gizmo was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Quark Unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Servants of Gizmo was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, sleeping on the job is recommended.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Blazing Samaritan, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Todd McCloud, Kangarawa, Bachtendekuppen, Freedom Fascists, Davinhia, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Aelitia, Dremaur, Brotherland, Adolanta, Survivoristan, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Ribanzi, ReeK, Harapan, Axdel, Xhaco, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Kucia, Sicilla, CopyCato, Greater New Islew, Ardenaea, Amjedia, Sansangra, Riveraland, Galve, Wiranath, Endertopias, Danesopia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Agonya, Izonno, Kampf Empire, The Sacred Whale, Fedele, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, and 78 others.VW53Aland, Bacon Land, Broengtopia, Someseni, Ravendi, Blobbo, British Calradia, Hizuru, Dreshand, Wizardonia, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Arcanama, Grand Rheinland, Soirwren, Merlovich, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, The Happian Union, Aristortia, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Lobos, New Taranaki, Davelands, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Osterreich und Ungarn, Tshana, Propwash, Floofle Poofs, Bullpups, The Angel of Charity, United China Nation, Superior Indonesia, Babcocia, Roliganistan, Indovinesia, Gratefuland, The Holy Utopian Republic, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Janoobi Jazair, Mariarty, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Stellar Colonies, TheRuthenians, Thompstein, America Mjolnir, Xobalon, Abadong, Valdwall, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Zang0, The United Asian Republics, Guthra, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Kingdom of Pars, Pakitsk, Aleister, The Quarrymen, ArenaC, Greater Felter, Funkadelia, Headpat Central, Abtracnt, SloveStates, Way Flufff, The United Neo American Union, and Quark Unit.

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