by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 130thHealthiest Citizens: 158th
The Lunacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Reality is merely an illusion
Lord Gizmo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Servants of Gizmo

Population15.22 billion

CapitalGizmo City
LeaderLord Gizmo
FaithCult Of The Cat

CurrencyCat Treat

The Lunacy of Servants of Gizmo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Gizmo with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 15.22 billion Servants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gizmo City. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion Cat Treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,385 Cat Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are practically giving children away, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servants of Gizmo's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of The Cat.

Servants of Gizmo is ranked 239th in the world and 9th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 98.49 years.

Best Weather: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 130thHealthiest Citizens: 158thMost Secular: 210thMost Developed: 217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219thLongest Average Lifespans: 239thHighest Food Quality: 308thMost Inclusive: 571stSmartest Citizens: 729thMost Cultured: 835thLowest Crime Rates: 985thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,452ndMost Influential: 1,817thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,870thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,878thTop
Most Stationary: 4,942ndHighest Economic Output: 5,129thRudest Citizens: 5,320thMost Pacifist: 7,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,388thHighest Average Incomes: 7,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,843rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,916thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,456thMost Efficient Economies: 13,517thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,562ndLargest Governments: 14,682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,773rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,100thLargest Populations: 16,906thSafest: 18,329th
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 90th in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionRudest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 243rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 411th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 496th in the regionSafest: 637th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Servants of Gizmo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
  • : Servants of Gizmo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, orphanages are practically giving children away.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Servants of Gizmo, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 161 » Pakitsk, VW53Aland, H-Zhena, BearStackof2015, Ridann, Joundia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, A Slanted Black Stripe, Plazland, The Death Syndicate, Narinoland, Wiranath, Mundiferrum, ReeK, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Drunken Seal Islands, Kublam, United China Nation, Headpat Central, New Birblands, CopyCato, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kaigi, Euricanis, Lanagon, Roliganistan, Axdel, Trimmania, Propwash, Bullpups, Lyontisia, Enlil, Dragonia, Goodnamesarerare, Kangarawa, Slys Paws, Grossvietnam, Elejamie, Unger under over, Adavan, Sen Jast, Bai Lung, Wanabe, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Taurora, and 111 others.Rhealaliit, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Kampf Empire, The Militarius Imperium, Am Echad, Iodinia, Rainbow Vests, Freedomindia, Ripsylvania, Distro-Spartica, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Khadah, 3 14159265358979323846264, Dreamersistan, Merlovich, Seri Tai Republic, Chria Deau, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Santa Dystopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, New Leganes, Layngderfleethe, Gunov, Coruh, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, FreedomIand, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Dannemarie, Tassirion, Debluu, ArenaC, Zeiberland, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Dravida India, Cellar Doors, Cacnesia, ReReReRepublic, Ulvesogullr, Zidium, Middle Pitburn, Eastern Alksearia, North Bernia, Tofoon, Cafe Hell, Duracell, Monezambique, Spiruvania, Blobon, Technocratic Tagalog, Piranovia, Fuflix workers union, Fellon, Packilvania, Vessarlian, Pirnovo, New Era states, Verdiente Heimatlander, Blobbo, Sandboxford, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Wakeopolis, Empire of Dabiristan, Aquyia, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Northern Celavon, Aivintis, Kalaratri, Vuclen, Dahom, Colligation, Clarence-Voslage, Neptunian Military Administration, Fanderia, Greater Lessville, ABM IS NOT A REAL STRAND, Formaro, Preat, The Good Party, Hizuru, Newdayo, The Atlae Isles, Wesonga, Victornya, Yossito II, Graumetia, Qalis, Sunsistan, In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia, Albrook, Kilkire, Bakla Island, British Calradia, Alemannian Empire, Seratiago, Edwardsport, Juangpen, Squid Ruinosa, and Gallisers.

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