The Empire of Servant 4 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 951 million Servant 4ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Servant 4ian economy, worth 115 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,393 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 515,088 per year while the poor average 18,453, a ratio of 27.9 to 1.

When you fly on Air Servant 4 you win a seat or you die, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Servant 4's national animal is the Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Servant 4 is ranked 15,989^th in the world and 2^nd in The Servants Quarters for Largest Black Market, with 37.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.