The Dictatorship of Serra Leon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Julius Maada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.783 billion Serra Leonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sersiu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The thriving Serra Leonian economy, worth 489 trillion Leons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,874 Leons, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, companies are turning to trained Baboons for their most menial jobs, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and builders across Serra Leon are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serra Leon's national animal is the Baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Serra Leon is ranked 149,258^th in the world and 127^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.07 law-abiding acts per hour.