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Most Valuable International Artwork: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,518thMost Avoided: 5,672nd
The Obsessed Fans of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Reporting for Duty!
Sergeant McCool
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Sergeant McCool

Population4.84 billion

CapitalMcCoolsville
LeaderSergeant McCool
FaithMcCoolism

Currencybackstage pass
Animalmanager

The Obsessed Fans of Sergeant McCool is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sergeant McCool with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.84 billion McCooligans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCoolsville. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The frighteningly efficient McCoolian economy, worth 392 trillion backstage passes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 81,156 backstage passes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

McCoolian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, and diplomatic cables about Sergeant McCool have suddenly been very flattering. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sergeant McCool's national animal is the manager, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is McCoolism.

Sergeant McCool is ranked 57,641st in the world and 799th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 529.6132721584 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 341stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,518thMost Avoided: 5,672ndRudest Citizens: 7,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,366thMost Secular: 9,166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,649thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,263rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,957thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,275th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 126th in the regionMost Avoided: 134th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 162nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 192nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 219th in the regionRudest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 312th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 366th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 499th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 580th in the regionMost Armed: 647th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 679th in the regionLargest Populations: 693rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 769th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 793rd in the regionMost Stationary: 799th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 827th in the regionMost Patriotic: 901st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sergeant McCool lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Sergeant McCool was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Sergeant McCool lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Sergeant McCool was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Sergeant McCool, diplomatic cables about Sergeant McCool have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Sergeant McCool, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sergeant McCool, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Sergeant McCool, McCoolian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Sergeant McCool, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Sergeant McCool lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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