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Most Pacifist: 316th Nicest Citizens: 348th Most Compassionate Citizens: 372nd
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Si pisces pedes esset nos manducare digitis?
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Serendopolis

Population14.377 billion

CapitalThe Big Pineapple
LeaderHer Serene Highness Serendipidy Haven

Currencymilk of human kindness
Animalwoolly mammoth

The Holy Empire of Serendopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Her Serene Highness Serendipidy Haven with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.377 billion Serendopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Pineapple. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Serendopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion milk of human kindnesses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,933 milk of human kindnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serendopolis's national animal is the woolly mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serendopolis is ranked 111,251st in the world and 2nd in Penny Lane for Highest Drug Use, scoring 45.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 316thNicest Citizens: 348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 372ndHealthiest Citizens: 425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 434thSafest: 464thBest Weather: 529thLeast Corrupt Governments: 581stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,066thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,169thLowest Crime Rates: 1,279thTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,648thMost Cultured: 1,797thMost Stationary: 1,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,385thMost Devout: 2,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,825thLargest Governments: 3,986thSmartest Citizens: 6,114thMost Influential: 7,478thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,721stTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 8,138thMost Income Equality: 8,574thLargest Populations: 8,923rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,817thMost Inclusive: 11,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,408th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Serendopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.

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