The Kingdom of Serbianistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Filip Karađorđević with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.357 billion Serbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Serbian economy, worth 138 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,921 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, babies are a small but significant export, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and the Serbian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbianistan's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serbianistan is ranked 109,597^th in the world and 134^th in New Western Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,595.46 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.