by Max Barry

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The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Motto...
Influence
Ambassador
Second Consul
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Serbian Ukraine

Population29 million

Currencyslave
Animalaxolotl

The Armed Republic of Serbian Ukraine is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The cynical, devout population of 29 million Serbian Ukrainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Serbian Ukrainean economy, worth 1.37 trillion slaves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,365 slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Serbian Ukraine, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian Ukraine's national animal is the axolotl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Serbian Ukraine is ranked 44,068th in the world and 6th in Modrareka for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.26 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Serbian Ukraine changed its national motto to "Motto...".
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Serbian Ukraine.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian Ukraine, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Serbian Ukraine changed its national motto to "Cock and Ball Torture".
  • : Serbian Ukraine's influence in Modrareka fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".

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