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Most Patriotic: 1,885thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,502nd
The Krasnoyarskian Commune State of
Father Knows Best State
Geneva Convention? How about Geneva SUGGESTIONS *cough*
Premier George Zhukov
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Serbian E

Population3.595 billion

CapitalNew Moscow
LeaderPremier George Zhukov
FaithSemi Democratic Hardline Euro-Marxism

CurrencySlavions
AnimalSpinorex

The Krasnoyarskian Commune State of Serbian E is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier George Zhukov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.595 billion Krasnoyarskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krasnoyarskian economy, worth 799 trillion Slavions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,448 Slavions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money", real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbian E's national animal is the Spinorex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Semi Democratic Hardline Euro-Marxism.

Serbian E is ranked 7,578th in the world and 202nd in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 47,110.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,885thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,913thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,502ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,252ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,497thHighest Average Incomes: 7,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,578thLargest Governments: 7,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,838thMost Developed: 10,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,768thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,199thSmartest Citizens: 13,357thMost Secular: 13,383rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,279thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,213thHealthiest Citizens: 20,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,773rdLargest Mining Sector: 23,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,768th
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Most Patriotic: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 207th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 274th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionLargest Governments: 339th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 387th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 565th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 567th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money".
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, the question of 'what is Premier George Zhukov's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, Premier George Zhukov has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Krasnoyarskian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Serbian E, some Krasnoyarskians have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".

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