The Federal Republic of Serbatiya is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 448 million Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ras. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Serb economy, worth 55.1 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,042 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Popular political cartoonists are thrown in jail for inciting dissent, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Serbatiya's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serbatiya is ranked 120,382^nd in the world and 15^th in Coldonia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 992.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.