The Golden Autumn of September is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.104 billion Septemberians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.
The thriving Septemberian economy, worth 453 trillion senses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,787 senses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,786 per year while the poor average 13,011, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.
Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. September's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : September was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : August dismissed September as Remote Admin of Cape of Good Hope.
- : The Sun Never Sets on the Empire of Conch Kingdom dismissed September as Remote Admin of Conch Kingdom.
- : The Town of Ridgefielders dismissed September as Remote Admin of Ridgefield.
- : The Invisible Hand of Mercantana dismissed September as Remote Admin of Lands End.
- : The Morning Star of Dawn Founder dismissed September as Remote Admin of Dawn.
- : The Protectorate of Puppyboi12 dismissed September as Remote Admin of Narnia.
- : The Federation of New Jaedonstan renamed the office held by September from "Re-Tote Ack-Bin" to "Remote Admin" in Conch Kingdom.
- : The Federation of New Jaedonstan renamed the office held by September from "Remote Admin" to "Re-Tote Ack-Bin" in Conch Kingdom.
- : September's influence in Augustin Alliance fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".