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Largest Populations: 7,134th Most Stationary: 7,550th Highest Economic Output: 9,899th
The Central Republic of
Capitalizt
You choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Septalon

Population14.904 billion

CapitalBetasector
LeaderAmbroscus Koth

Currencysepto
Animalhorse

The Central Republic of Septalon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.904 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,391 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,392 per year while the poor average 20,751, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 144,590th in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Legion for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.6 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 7,134thMost Stationary: 7,550thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,638thMost Armed: 14,304thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,859thMost Avoided: 15,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,304thMost Influential: 15,811th

National Happenings

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  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Septalon's influence in The Imperial Legion rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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