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Largest Populations: 7,466th Most Stationary: 8,258th Highest Economic Output: 9,837th
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The Central Republic of Septalon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.808 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,391 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,392 per year while the poor average 20,751, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 49,498th in the world and 1st in The Imperial Legion for Fattest Citizens, with 11.41 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 7,466thTop
Most Stationary: 8,258thHighest Economic Output: 9,837thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,349thMost Armed: 13,083rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,581stMost Avoided: 14,614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,983rd

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