Largest Populations: 8,266th Most Stationary: 10,155th Highest Economic Output: 10,384th
The Central Republic of
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The Central Republic of Septalon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.744 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth 973 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,391 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,392 per year while the poor average 20,751, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 64,993rd in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Legion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Populations: 8,266thMost Stationary: 10,155thHighest Economic Output: 10,384thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,176thMost Armed: 13,672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,966thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,381stRudest Citizens: 15,535thMost Avoided: 15,977th

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