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Largest Populations: 7,912th Most Stationary: 8,855th Highest Economic Output: 10,202nd
The Central Republic of
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The Central Republic of Septalon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.329 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,391 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,392 per year while the poor average 20,751, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 125,491st in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Legion for Highest Drug Use, scoring 46 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 7,912thMost Stationary: 8,855thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,911thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,429thMost Armed: 14,757thMost Influential: 16,462ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,664thMost Avoided: 17,139thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,205thRudest Citizens: 17,262nd

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