The Commonwealth of Seprum is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 285 million Seprumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seprum City. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seprumian economy, worth 24.0 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,370 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seprum's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seprum is ranked 72,272^nd in the world and 127^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,352.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.