by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,227thMost Influential: 3,254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,355th
The Reich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Heil Glorious Reich!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population575 million



The Reich of Sephodallan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 575 million Reichsmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfenstein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The all-consuming Reichsman economy, worth 66.1 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,968 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, all beauty contests have been banned, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sephodallan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sephodallan is ranked 178,153rd in the world and 7,272nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,227thTop
Most Influential: 3,254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,068thMost Conservative: 5,114thMost Authoritarian: 5,782ndMost Secular: 6,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,887thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,106thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,743rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,878thLargest Black Market: 21,024thLargest Governments: 21,281stMost Extreme: 22,365th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 257th in the regionMost Conservative: 259th in the regionMost Secular: 345th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 346th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionMost Extreme: 490th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 615th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 698th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 712th in the regionLargest Black Market: 776th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 852nd in the regionMost Influential: 956th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 960th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sephodallan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Libvillia.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Sephodallan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Sephodallan, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Svenskskit, Orado, Kragsgale, Climeria, Corfad, Kocherian, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Pytong, Slyakanya, Guer Aike, Former English Colony, Lulubellia, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Navsland, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Hamerica, Star Kingdom, Ellbonnia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zzozona, Koda-Land, Crusadam, Valentine Z, The Endless Eventide, Blyskalia, Hardscrabble, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, Godwanna, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Empy, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, New Lakemba, Darkmondoria, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and 125 others.Aerilia, Votak Matim, Zipties, Ethnon, Loutsland, Maclare, Kranostav, Yellops, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, 1 very fast endotarter, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Joodey, GenshinImpact, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Sevinland, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Andexia, Sundred, Fauzjhia, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Hyphen, Ravendi, Sikol, Pallaith, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Nalver And, Wilkshire, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Otakus and Weebs, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Patrician, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Zemnaya Svoboda, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Seijitsu, Clan Spaniel, Greater Afroeurasia, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Katuda, Dangine, Trumpski, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Texanz, Wellandy, Austrian Confederacy, Tyirza, Super Girl, Xyrron, Centrialand, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, The Jerichowan Country, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Baba Zace, My chest is flat, Alexander the Magnus, Viridiann, New Michag, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Northern Roman Republic, Perikuresu, Defense For The World Assembly, Religioncord, Korean-Joseon, Siberian Workforce, Britle, Seanat, Capablanca, Tsandonown, and Libvillia.