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Largest Black Market: 1,709th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,761st Most Cultured: 3,229th
The Holy Armed Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Veni Vidi Vici
Flavius Artorius Castus Caesar
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
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The Holy Armed Kingdom of Seomis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Flavius Artorius Castus Caesar with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.251 billion Seomisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The powerhouse Seomisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,366 Soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Seomisians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Seomisians, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seomis's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Politeism.

Seomis is ranked 137,747th in the world and 9th in Andarios for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 1,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,761stMost Cultured: 3,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,516thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,598thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,968thHealthiest Citizens: 7,287thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,033rdSmartest Citizens: 8,227thHighest Economic Output: 8,568thLowest Crime Rates: 9,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,424thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,527thMost Devout: 11,059thMost Average: 11,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,657thLargest Mining Sector: 12,621stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,173rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seomis removed the tag "Map" from Andarios.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Seomisians.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, glamping Seomisians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, the weather in Valdor is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Seomis, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Seomis proposed constructing embassies between Andarios and Laotis.
  • : Seomis proposed constructing embassies between Andarios and Galactic Federation of Nations.

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