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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 877thLowest Crime Rates: 1,090thSafest: 1,422nd
The Pandimensional Hopscotch of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Proletarian necrosis
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Senkaku

Population17.162 billion

CapitalAstapor
LeaderGonzo Khan

Currencylira
Animalcuttlefish

The Pandimensional Hopscotch of Senkaku is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gonzo Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.162 billion Senkakans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astapor. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Senkakuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,399 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,078 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial torture is outsourced overseas, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senkaku's national animal is the cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Senkaku is ranked 54,072nd in the world and 17th in Kylaris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,581.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 877thLowest Crime Rates: 1,090thSafest: 1,422ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,762ndLargest Governments: 1,919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,974thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,180thHealthiest Citizens: 2,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,790thBest Weather: 3,274thHighest Economic Output: 3,410thMost Developed: 3,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,850thMost Efficient Economies: 5,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,056thSmartest Citizens: 6,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,295thHighest Average Incomes: 6,475thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,020thLargest Populations: 9,092ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,775thMost Cultured: 14,367thMost Secular: 14,477thMost Stationary: 17,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,407thMost Influential: 19,186thMost Pacifist: 19,922ndHighest Drug Use: 20,529th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Senkaku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Senkaku was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.

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