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Lowest Crime Rates: 877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,168th
The Surrealist Girlboss Cartel of
Father Knows Best State
Itís not like your dead husband can die twice!
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Civil Rights
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Senkaku

Population20.54 billion

CapitalAstapor
LeaderGonzo Khan

Currencylira
Animalcuttlefish

The Surrealist Girlboss Cartel of Senkaku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gonzo Khan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 20.54 billion Senkakans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astapor. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Senkakuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,470 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,652 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senkaku's national animal is the cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Senkaku is ranked 248,017th in the world and 54th in Kylaris for Fattest Citizens, with 3.99 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,168thSafest: 1,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,491stLargest Governments: 1,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,173rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,701stMost Developed: 2,777thHighest Economic Output: 2,891stBest Weather: 3,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,522ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,379thSmartest Citizens: 4,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,697thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 5,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,821stMost Efficient Economies: 5,850thHighest Food Quality: 6,658thMost Inclusive: 8,041stLargest Populations: 8,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,085thMost Cultured: 10,997thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,297thMost Patriotic: 14,183rdMost Secular: 14,997thMost Influential: 15,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,115thMost Pacifist: 20,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,560th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Senkaku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Senkaku changed its national nation type to "Surrealist Girlboss Cartel".
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, trespassers entering Gonzo Khan's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.

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