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Population2.321 billion

FaithCult of Enku


The Community of Semailand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Engngaut with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.321 billion Semailandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Becharaa. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Semailandian economy, worth 377 trillion Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,538 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Semailandians, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Semailandian restaurants. Crime is totally unknown. Semailand's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Enku.

Semailand is ranked 153,437th in the world and 5,464th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 238.82 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,145thMost Inclusive: 1,500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,655thNicest Citizens: 1,681stTop
Most Pacifist: 1,783rdMost Cultured: 2,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,469thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,678thBest Weather: 2,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,871stSafest: 3,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,265thMost Developed: 3,294thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,029thSmartest Citizens: 4,096thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,000thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,205thRudest Citizens: 5,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,125thNudest: 7,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,147thLargest Governments: 7,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,566thHealthiest Citizens: 7,587thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,114thLowest Crime Rates: 9,660thHighest Average Incomes: 10,201stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,284thMost Devout: 11,166thMost Politically Free: 12,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,355thMost Influential: 14,323rd
Most Inclusive: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionRudest Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionNudest: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the regionMost Politically Free: 295th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the regionLargest Governments: 345th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 358th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 448th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 475th in the regionMost Devout: 539th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 583rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 587th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Semailandian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Semailandians.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Semailand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Semailand was endorsed by The Hamland of Lukatonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Semailand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Command Responsibility".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Altinsane, Joey Wu Empire, ElJefe, Mghnb, Aterop, Acraveet, Carthaginium, Valathiel, and Lukatonia.

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