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Population1.758 billion

FaithCult of Enku


The Community of Semailand is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.758 billion Semailandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Becharaa. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Semailandian economy, worth 263 trillion Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,657 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Semailand's national animal is the Orangutan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Enku.

Semailand is ranked 151,479th in the world and 4,939th in Osiris for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 1,853rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,921stMost Pacifist: 2,218thMost Inclusive: 2,227thNicest Citizens: 2,229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,957thMost Cultured: 3,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,997thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,055thBest Weather: 4,077thMost Developed: 4,159thSafest: 4,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,495thRudest Citizens: 5,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,447thHighest Drug Use: 5,478thSmartest Citizens: 5,502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,660thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,325thNudest: 7,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,473rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,874thHealthiest Citizens: 9,326thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,613thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,825thLargest Governments: 9,845thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,556thLowest Crime Rates: 11,508thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,856thHighest Average Incomes: 12,726th
Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 147th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 158th in the regionSafest: 168th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 192nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionTop
Nudest: 291st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 398th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 419th in the regionLargest Governments: 468th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 513th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 546th in the regionMost Politically Free: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Orangutan Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, Semailand's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Semailand, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.


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