The Communalate of Selu-Ahare is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sed-Il Ahare with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.057 billion Seluans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sali. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Selu-Aharean economy, worth 30.0 trillion Silvons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 28,400 Silvons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, Sed-Il Ahare has just been declared ruler of Selu-Ahare in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selu-Ahare's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Selu-Ahare is ranked 186,369^th in the world and 724^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.74 kickbacks per hour.