by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,478thMost Primitive: 6,757thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,475th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.26 billion


The Kingdom of Sellspericanialand is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.26 billion Sellspericanialandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The strong Sellspericanialandian economy, worth 148 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 65,837 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Pandadogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sellspericanialand's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sellspericanialand is ranked 36,527th in the world and 2nd in Mercenaries R Us for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.89 Bank.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,478thMost Primitive: 6,757thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,475thTop
Most Conservative: 15,671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,631st

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