The Second of Select One is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Not Two with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.822 billion Wuns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acceptance. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wunish economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion Seeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,301 Seeds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,514 per year while the poor average 28,622, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Select One's national animal is the Pet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is for weak people.

Select One is ranked 180,654^th in the world and 20^th in Australia for Safest, scoring 33.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.