The Sultanate of Selangortupia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rayza with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.751 billion Selangortupians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sepang. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Selangortupian economy, worth 441 trillion Selangor Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,627 Selangor Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selangortupia's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Selangortupia is ranked 23,411^th in the world and 243^rd in the West Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,053.09 on the Gilded Widget Scale.