by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,181stMost Influential: 3,216thMost Secular: 5,510th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Seims army has a state
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.225 billion

CapitalSaint Mia
LeaderStephen Seims


The Kingdom of Seims is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Seims with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.225 billion Seimses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Mia. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seimsish economy, worth 101 trillion Guldens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,932 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and all the playground's a stage for Seimsish schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seims's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seims is ranked 71,259th in the world and 408th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 12.62 kickbacks per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,181stMost Influential: 3,216thMost Secular: 5,510thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,959thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,822ndNicest Citizens: 12,653rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,507thMost Inclusive: 13,530thHighest Food Quality: 14,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,517thMost Cultured: 17,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,209th
Most Secular: 84th in the regionMost Average: 112th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 128th in the region

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