by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,583rdMost Influential: 4,401stMost Secular: 5,747th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Seims army has a state
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Seims

Population638 million

CapitalSaint Mia

CurrencyGulden
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Seims is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 638 million Seimses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Mia. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seimsish economy, worth 52.1 trillion Guldens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,591 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Lion memes rather than government policy, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seims's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seims is ranked 221,370th in the world and 918th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -197.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,583rdMost Influential: 4,401stMost Secular: 5,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,013thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,787thNicest Citizens: 15,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,098thMost Cultured: 18,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,245th
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Most Secular: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seims, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Lion memes rather than government policy.
  • : Seims was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Seims voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Seims was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Seims, any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming.

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