by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,280thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,366th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
By The Amanojaku, for The People
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Seija-Kijin

Population978 million

Currencyuchide no kozuchi
Animalbeaver

The Free Land of Seija-Kijin is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 978 million Seija-Kijinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Seija-Kijinian economy, worth 108 trillion uchide no kozuchis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,527 uchide no kozuchis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,349 per year while the poor average 4,545, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, the price of freedom is about half a million uchide no kozuchis, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seija-Kijin's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Seija-Kijin is ranked 241,972nd in the world and 225th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 14.11 tourists per hour.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,194thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,280thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,366thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,775thFattest Citizens: 1,817thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,982ndMost Avoided: 2,103rdMost Armed: 2,373rdTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,753rdRudest Citizens: 3,381stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,632ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,596thMost Devout: 5,693rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,547thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,861stTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 13,070thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,434thMost Efficient Economies: 18,031stHighest Drug Use: 18,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,205thMost Cultured: 21,764th
Top
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, the price of freedom is about half a million uchide no kozuchis.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Seija-Kijin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Seija-Kijin, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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