The State of Seigana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Seiga Kaku with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 23.898 billion Seiganians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seiganapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Seiganian economy, worth a remarkable 5,883 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 246,187 Chinese Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Seiga Kaku's eyes only', the crispy fried liver of a Taiwan Blue Magpie is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Seiga Kaku tend to disappear, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seigana's national animal is the Taiwan Blue Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seiga Kaku's Taoism.

Seigana is ranked 1,764^th in the world and 12^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 145.01 law-abiding acts per hour.