The Colonial States of Seibalath is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Handuteva with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.076 billion Seibalathians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neurille. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Seibalathian economy, worth 226 trillion Wuds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,528 Wuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, the love has gone in Seibalath, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Seibalath's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Taldarism.

Seibalath is ranked 79,377^th in the world and 136^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,033.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.