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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,205th Most Secular: 2,792nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,073rd
The Kingdom of
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Work hard, harder than yesterday
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Lord Emissary
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Segonya

Population832 million

CapitalYa yeet city of yeeters

CurrencySegonyan mucho
AnimalPigeon

The Kingdom of Segonya is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 832 million Segonyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ya yeet city of yeeters. The average income tax rate is 26.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Segonyan economy, worth 104 trillion Segonyan muchoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 125,460 Segonyan muchoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the Segonyan Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segonya's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Segonya is ranked 28,360th in the world and 2nd in Confederated Brotherhood of Britannia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,403.38 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,205thMost Secular: 2,792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,073rdMost Avoided: 5,734thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,817thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,370thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,145thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 9,130thLargest Mining Sector: 10,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,821stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,655thLargest Black Market: 15,848th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, the Segonyan Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Segonya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, 90% of active duty SAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Heraswed, Meatbeatyeet, and Andrellian Reich.

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