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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,573rd Most Avoided: 5,554th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,019th
The Kingdom of
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Work hard, harder than yesterday
Influence
Power
Lord Emissary
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Segonya

Population418 million

CapitalYa yeet city of yeeters

CurrencySegonyan mucho
AnimalPigeon

The Kingdom of Segonya is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 418 million Segonyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ya yeet city of yeeters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The all-consuming Segonyan economy, worth 46.5 trillion Segonyan muchoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,278 Segonyan muchoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,265 per year while the poor average 26,820, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, many believe that the only good Pigeon is a dead Pigeon, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segonya's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Segonya is ranked 6,019th in the world and 1st in Confederated Brotherhood of Britannia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,355.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,573rdMost Avoided: 5,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,019thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,656thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,278thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,015thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,181stFattest Citizens: 9,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,658thLargest Mining Sector: 10,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,546thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,873rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, many believe that the only good Pigeon is a dead Pigeon.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Segonya was endorsed by The Jingoistic States of Andrellian Reich.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Segonya, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Heraswed, Meatbeatyeet, and Andrellian Reich.

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