The Federal Republic of Seffa is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.049 billion Seffites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keer. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seffan economy, worth 127 trillion Seers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,768 Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seffa's national animal is the Sqaan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seffa is ranked 29,486^th in the world and 1,004^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 28.11 flags saluted per person per day.