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Most Armed: 1,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,382nd
The Golden Age of
Father Knows Best State
If you can't beat them, try harder. Also, follow orders
Vehrte Nie-käh
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Seewind

Population3.378 billion

CapitalAm'den Meer
LeaderVehrte Nie-käh
Faiththe Fahrer-Kult

CurrencyRegenschirm
AnimalCaipirinha Fish

The Golden Age of Seewind is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vehrte Nie-käh with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.378 billion Sew Indianer are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Am'den Meer. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SMART not stupid economy, worth 600 trillion Regenschirms a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,624 Regenschirms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seewind's national animal is the Caipirinha Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Fahrer-Kult.

Seewind is ranked 2,497th in the world and 114th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,738.64 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 1,979thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,497thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,600thMost Cultured: 5,517thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,817thMost Secular: 5,971stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,107thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,307thLargest Black Market: 7,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,864thHighest Average Incomes: 8,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,045thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,660thSmartest Citizens: 12,122ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,448thMost Developed: 13,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,248thBest Weather: 14,520thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,230thLargest Governments: 18,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,473rd
Top
5%
Most Armed: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Cultured: 275th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 294th in the regionMost Secular: 302nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 343rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 352nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 418th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 437th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 534th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 597th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 638th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 687th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 780th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seewind's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Seewind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Seewind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Seewind's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Seewind was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Seewind ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Seewind was endorsed by The Violet Vizier of Valerievna.
  • : Seewind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Seewind's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Seewind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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